Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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