do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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