best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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