there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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