So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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