Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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