Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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