we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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