I'm eating all of the evidence.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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