these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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