no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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