I heard we made out
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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