doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
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pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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