I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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