okay pat passed out under dana's car
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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