farters have to be the big spoon...
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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