Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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