you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
soo... how was my night?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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