I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
