That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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