No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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