omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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