He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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