mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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