what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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