is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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