I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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