dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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