Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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