I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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