im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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