I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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