this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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