I wish I could teleport
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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