he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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