i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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