Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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