ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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