And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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