I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
its not stalking. its research.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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