I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
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your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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