I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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