Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
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Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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