I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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