you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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