The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
How does one acquire holy water?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
