Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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