You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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