what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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