If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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