yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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