so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She's the barista slut.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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