I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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