I want to stick my p in your. b.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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