i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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