Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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